DeSantis threatens Disney with prison. The wheels have come off. | Commentary
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Gov. Ron DeSantis threatened Disney with new ride-safety regulations - rules that would only apply to Disney, not other theme parks. Agriculture Wilton Simpson (left) said he was ready to enforce those Disney-only rules. (Joe Burbank/Orlando Sentinel)
“With Ron DeSantis dropping in the presidential polls and billionaire donors abandoning his campaign, Florida’s governor came to Orlando this week desperate to make a splash.
Boy, did he.
First, he threatened to build a state prison near Disney’s theme parks, giving rise to all sorts of theming possibilities.
It’s a Small Cell, After All.
Princess Jasmine’s Solitary Confinement.
Fast-passes for the chow line with a Genie+ option for extra dessert.
Criminal convictions in Florida would become peppier affairs. (Hey, convict. You’ve just been sentenced to eight years. Where are you going? “To Disney World … State Penitentiary!”)“
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